How It Works.

(Spoiler alert: it’s very, very simple.)

We deliver and style custom pumpkin displays right on your front porch — bringing festive fall vibes without the stress or hassle. Our process is simple:

  1. Choose your package and select any add-ons, such as hay bales or removal service. If you have any ideas or special requests, just drop us the details at thepatchandporch@gmail.com.

  2. Choose your delivery window and pick up window if adding removal.**

  3. Pay right here on our website. The address you enter at the time of checkout should be the address where you want your pumpkins delivered. The delivery fee, if applicable, will automatically be calculated depending on your zip code.

  4. Hang tight! Pumpkins will be delivered in September and October. One day you’ll come home to a beautiful display. You do not need to be present for delivery or pick up.

**We’re proud to serve Columbia and the surrounding Mid-Missouri area — including nearby towns like Boonville, Centralia, Ashland, Hallsville, and beyond. Delivery is free within Columbia. A $35 delivery fee will apply for delivery outside of Columbia but within Boone County and Boonville.

Live a little farther out? We’re happy to travel! Extended delivery zones, such as Jefferson City, Fulton, or the Lake of the Ozarks, may be available for an additional fee. Not sure if you’re in range? Email us at thepatchandporch@gmail.com or include your address when ordering — we’ll confirm availability and delivery options.

Want the full turnkey experience? Add porchside pickup and we will remove your display at the end of the season — so you can enjoy the beauty of fall without lifting a finger.